First Weigh In!

Current Wieght: 215.5

8.5 pounds! That's all I'm saying!

However, I wasn't the biggest loser this week; I think that honor belongs to the woman who lost 11 pounds last week!!!!

What's more important is that all my tests came back normal, which was great to hear after a week of dizziness, headaches, and a growling tummy!

Things are getting easier, but they messed up my food order, so I am stuck eating the tomato soup for dinner for the rest of the week. Imagine the sickliest, palest tomato at the grocery store, you know the one they treat with chemicals to turn red, then suck out any flavor, dehydrate it and add salt. That's what the tomato soup tastes like.

Jake bought me some hot sauce to make it palatable.

My upper GI tract is in serious distress; the woman leading the class seemed surprised when I said I wasn't used to the lack of leafy greens and so much processed food. Like all fat people eat McDonalds all day or something! Doesn't she know I got fat by drinking wine and eating goat cheese! Sheesh! I may be fat, but I am foodie, organic fat!

Anyway, I accomplished my goal of losing my camel-like qualities and shed my water weight plus three pounds of actual fat.

External goal: 160 pounds
Internal goal: To avoid having to go into hiding, because I turn into a raging-green "hulk" when irritated! Also world peace.

See you next week!