Half Fat...

Okay....

So, I went to my first meeting. They weighed me on a scale which spit out a RECEIPT indicating HOW FAT I WAS!!!! 46.7% fat, apparently! BMI: 36.

My non fat self--at 0% fat is 117 pounds. Weird...how does the scale KNOW that!

However, I lost two pounds since last week! SO my starting weight is 220.6

Goal Weight to the World: 160

Internal Goal Weight: Heidi Klum--not pregnant.

Pounds to go: 60.6 or 120, depending on goal!

The other people laughed when I said I was psychological traumatized by the idea of eating liquid food for three months...but I was serious! I love food! Yummy, yummy food! Food with actual taste and texture!

They also laughed when I said I was worried about how much water I have to drink...don't these people realize that my whole life is controlled by bells! I can't just use the bathroom any old time...sheesh! Thinking about wearing Depends on Block Days!

No liquid food the first week. I went home and ate sensibly, when I all I wanted to do was drink wine and eat chocolate. Okay, I did finish a chocolate bar. I'll be honest. But I have been parceling out that one chocolate bar all week...thinking it was my last week of chocolate ever! However, I did not overdo it, and I have cut out alcohol completely...how I will miss you Pinot Grigio!

Stay tuned for next week's installment of: My Adventures with Liquid Food!